Amy versus the bird!!!

One fine July evening, not a cloud in the sky, is when the unspeakable happened! Dun, dun, dun! I was playing mini-golf with a friend of mine, when we were leaving towards our cars, walking under a shaded area, when (cue: *frightening theme music from the movie "The Birds" in the background*) .....I felt a drop on head! I touched my scalp and looked at my fingers, and a bird had pooped on my head!!! Serious, a bird pooped on my head!!! I'm still stunned and laughing about it!! Praise God it was a small sparrow or something tiny, versus a Canadian Goose or something of size!!! LOL!!
I proudly survived an embarrassing moment!! Should I go buy a lotto ticket?