Passengers ask the darnest things......

I thought I'd start collecting random, odd, crazy questions/comments that I have had passengers ask us:

• " Um, is it okay if I have a water, coffee AND a juice?"
• " Can I have a hot tea [as they shiver]?"
• " What state are we flying over?"
• " Hey you!" (poking me, giving me trash items!)
• " I'd like a Dr. Pepper". F/A: "I'm sorry we don't have Dr. Pepper." ,"Okay, I'll take a Diet Dr. Pepper."
• " I'll take pineapple juice."
• " What Nationality am I?"
• " Do you have RedBull?" (Um, nope we're a low-cost carrier...)
• " Do you have Skim milk? (I've also gotten asked if I had chocolate milk)
• " Can you threaten them" (passenger's kids were fighting......) (Um NO!)
• " Which seat am I in?" (as they show me the f/a in the back of the plane their ticket, ROW 1-A)
• " There is no First Class?" (my response: "Actually the entire cabin is First Class")
• " I'll have a water, can of club soda and two white wines." (Oh you ordering for the whole row).
• " I didn't know I couldn't throwup in the sink."
• " I'll never fly F9 ever again..." (my response: "You know it's so great that we have a choice of airlines when we fly."
• " Do you have an celery for my bloody mary?" "Do you have any pepper for my bloody mary?"
• " Do you have decafienated Tea?"
• " Do you have Sweet Tea?"