You know you're a Flight Attendant if.......

1. You never unpack
2. You look to the ceiling when your doorbell goes off
3. You wish you had jet engines mounted in your bedroom so you could fall asleep faster
3. You don't ever write a full city name anymore (which bugs your non-airline friends) DTW, MCO, FCO, BOM, etc...
4. You get excited over certain types of ice
5. You know how to look fresh in 5 day old clothes
6. No matter how many times you clean out your suitcase, you still find ancient hidden treasures in there
7. You can't believe that you've never been in a hotel van accident
8. You remember the passengers with great manners9.
You LOVE the Flight Attendant Nicoderm commercial (if you have not seen it, go to www.youtube.com and search it)
9. You can't remember when UM's actually became bigger than you
10. You travel in uniform for the liquids, creams, and gel exemption
11. “No, I don't have a pen.”
12. You are excited to find a can of different soda that is not supposed to be on your airline
13. You know every "sights and sounds of..." from CNN
14. You LOVE to sleep
15. You hate that passengers think that they can hear you without taking off their headsets
16. Your friends truly don't get the commuting part--so you have to fly when and your trip starts where?
17. YES, "Remain seated for the duration of our flight" DOES mean YOU
18. Your jumpseat partner knows more about you than your spouse or life partner
19. You have at least 6 of your own you could add to this list
20. You have a memory for all of these
21. YOU UNDERSTOOD EVERY ONE